First Think You Should keep in your mind that is "Fuck your past and smooch your present and worry about future"
NOTE : THIS POST IS NOT FOR RICH BOYS.
7 simple steps for making a new girl friend after breaking up....:-)
1- First Take Shower Daily. Since Girls hate stinking males.
2- Never Ever fart in next to girls:-P
3-Every time you should be eating "Pass Pass" since your mouth will not smell and girls will be liking Pass Pass smell.(For poor boys they can have "Pan Maza", It Costs only 1Rs. )
4-You will have to make girls laugh everytime....so you can steal the jokes from "Comedy Nights With Kapil"
5-You will have to be a baby like a small child and will have to speak like that..
For an example:
5-a) Ole mela babu ka kal la hai
5-b) Mele bchhhe ne Khana kaya ka...?
5-c) babu ko nini aali h ka...agl aali hai to choo ja...apn kal bat klege...gunaaiiii...:-*
6- Now we move towards dating....
6-a)You should have "Hero Honda Splendor" since it gives 75KM/P. Pulsar and other bike will not work for you.
6-b)Don't take her to very fancy place like Udai kothi, Pnna Vilas, Amrai so You should take her to Daya restaurant,Mira restaurant,Natraj restaurant or any street food....where will be a "Thela" and make her trust that you are very down to earth.
7-Now the final Day.....
7-a) If girl wants to kiss you....Don't afraid Just be "Emran Hashmi" Don't try to be "Tom Cruise"
since girls like Desi kisses,then she would say you Baby I LOVE YOU:-*
So my all poor boys who are not well versed in making girl friends....you can follow these 7 Steps.
NOTE : THIS POST IS NOT FOR RICH BOYS.
7 simple steps for making a new girl friend after breaking up....:-)
1- First Take Shower Daily. Since Girls hate stinking males.
2- Never Ever fart in next to girls:-P
3-Every time you should be eating "Pass Pass" since your mouth will not smell and girls will be liking Pass Pass smell.(For poor boys they can have "Pan Maza", It Costs only 1Rs. )
4-You will have to make girls laugh everytime....so you can steal the jokes from "Comedy Nights With Kapil"
5-You will have to be a baby like a small child and will have to speak like that..
For an example:
5-a) Ole mela babu ka kal la hai
5-b) Mele bchhhe ne Khana kaya ka...?
5-c) babu ko nini aali h ka...agl aali hai to choo ja...apn kal bat klege...gunaaiiii...:-*
6- Now we move towards dating....
6-a)You should have "Hero Honda Splendor" since it gives 75KM/P. Pulsar and other bike will not work for you.
6-b)Don't take her to very fancy place like Udai kothi, Pnna Vilas, Amrai so You should take her to Daya restaurant,Mira restaurant,Natraj restaurant or any street food....where will be a "Thela" and make her trust that you are very down to earth.
7-Now the final Day.....
7-a) If girl wants to kiss you....Don't afraid Just be "Emran Hashmi" Don't try to be "Tom Cruise"
since girls like Desi kisses,then she would say you Baby I LOVE YOU:-*
So my all poor boys who are not well versed in making girl friends....you can follow these 7 Steps.
